Chat 1 Oct 217,091 notes
  • 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
  • 33 years old: *sips coffee* One wrong move and this could all go down in flames. Jesus Christ.
Photo 1 Oct 245,629 notes flame-cat:

sporadic-tiger:

SIMBAREMEMBERWHO YOU AREYOU ARE MY SONAND THE ONE TRUE HOUSECAT

Time to grt off tumblr

flame-cat:

sporadic-tiger:

SIMBA
REMEMBER
WHO YOU ARE
YOU ARE MY SON
AND THE ONE TRUE HOUSECAT

Time to grt off tumblr

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Video 1 Oct 41,756 notes

mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

Text 1 Oct 240,344 notes ART HELP:

tyleroakli:

jumperben-holybatch:

spaceycrazylady:

corporalbutts:

Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.

60 feet is a HUGE size.

Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.

I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:

image

this is actually the best reason ever

The game is on

yes.

Video 1 Oct 471,083 notes

artemia:

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

this looks like so much fun

(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms)

Text 1 Oct 349,851 notes

trap-princessx3:

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

I think about this sometimes and I feel like I’m going to hurdle into space

Text 1 Oct 6,453 notes

videogaymer:

k, so why do guys give girls crap about contour when they pullin beard shit like this, like THAT ISNT YA JAWLINE SMH

image

Video 1 Oct 33,268 notes

mapletheleonberger:

…what have I done?

Photo 1 Oct 324 notes

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Text 1 Oct 80,515 notes

kiiromoeru:

lenasai:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

VIVA LA PLUTO

Text 1 Oct 233,747 notes

thats-slightly-raven:

brethompson1704:

thats-slightly-raven:

this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone

its 8:30 at night

This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate

Video 30 Sep 14,357 notes

sparkafterdark:

sparkafterdark:

The world isn’t ready

Whatever let’s bring this back for another go

Text 30 Sep 14,326 notes

miucciapet:

android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*

me: …and?

Chat 30 Sep 3,480 notes
  • Me: *accidentally plays Legend of Zelda for 13 hours*
Text 30 Sep 56,330 notes

caramelfringe:

tumblr has educated me on so many things and i can’t go on for a whole 5 minutes in real life without wanting to start a fight with someone

(Source: modestmgmtofficial)


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