- 14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
- 17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
- 21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
- 33 years old: *sips coffee* One wrong move and this could all go down in flames. Jesus Christ.
WHO YOU ARE
YOU ARE MY SON
AND THE ONE TRUE HOUSECAT
Time to grt off tumblr
Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.
60 feet is a HUGE size.
Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.
I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:
this is actually the best reason ever
The game is on
everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
this looks like so much fun
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
i was not prepared for that
I think about this sometimes and I feel like I’m going to hurdle into space
k, so why do guys give girls crap about contour when they pullin beard shit like this, like THAT ISNT YA JAWLINE SMH
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
VIVA LA PLUTO MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
VIVA LA PLUTO
this tank top makes my boobs look so amazing I just walked into a door because I was distracted by my own cleavage good morning everyone
its 8:30 at night
This post is 2 months old but it’s nice to see you can tell the time that’s a very good skill to have mate
android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*